May 2013
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
Woow!...
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
squeakyfangirl:
dftbhailey-42:
rainyohead:
dftbhailey-42:
rainyohead:
morrissarty:
meladoodle:
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?
maybe you could push them up?
How do you push them back down?
A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you...
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Watchandrewducote:
sararye:
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
mr-egbutt:
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
I find it hard to believe that that is something that happens often enough to bother commenting on
wait
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
cloverblob:
kris holden ried: there’s no actual touching of genitals in lost girl
zoie palmer: (whispers) that’s a lie
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
littlemixbutts:
bodenniss:
littlemixbutts:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
allykay1508:
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that...
