- Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
- Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
- Me: Why am I doing this?
- Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
- Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than .36 miles you liar!
- Me: Power song? Let's do this
- Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
- Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
- Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
- Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
- Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
- Me: This still sucks
- Me: I'm hungry
- *Finishes run*
- Me: Dude that was awesome!
what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT